Look, paved parking lots, at the grocery! Yeah, that's right, a person can get all the comforts of home in the BOONIES!  

Restaurants, Taverns?  What kind of BOONIES is this?   

Airports?  It has 2, if you wish to FLY to the BOONIES.  Oh yeah, private jets can land here.
 

While we're at it, this is me, flying to the BOONIES with the car ferry framed in the window.